oh okay so fuck you then

What is there to say. We are just a bunch of assholes on a rock in the middle of an allegedly endless black space trying to prove that we are better than the next asshole.

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via 1nd2rd3st)

“Stop beating yourself up. You are a work in progress - which means you get there a little at a time, not all at once.”

—   Unknown (via dingyfeathers)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via craicalac)

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

(via setbabiesonfire)

kool-aid-jammers:

toeianimation:

coalgirls:

is coconut water even fucking water it comes from a coconut

is almond milk even milk it comes from almonds

Why didn’t I have a dad growing up

(via illiterut)

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs, via illiterut)

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

(via illiterut)

urulokid:

do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film

(via illiterut)

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

(Source: facebook.com, via illiterut)

roundtop:

asking the tough questions

(via illiterut)