oh okay so fuck you then

"I'm bored" is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say "I'm bored."

|| Louis ck ||

happiest:

whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………

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nubbsgalore:

fireflies in timelapse, photos by (click pic) vincent bradytakehito miyataketsuneaki hiramatsu and spencer black

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unclefather:

dogpuppy:

What the hell

this is triggering me please tag your spiders

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

What the hell

this is triggering me please tag your spiders

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

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JESSE EISENBERG:

People on the street say mean things to me.

INTERVIEWER:

Like what?

JESSE EISENBERG:

I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.

INTERVIEWER:

What do you say back?

JESSE EISENBERG:

I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”

billybaecyrus:

titytwochainz:

gagging is such a beautiful noise

nothing makes me happier than the sound of a woman choosing my dick over the air she needs to live

I gagged when I read this

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jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery

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